


A Soft Answer Turneth Away Wrath
A soft answer turneth away wrath? This is really easy to say, but sometimes wrath is beyond a soft answer. Just ask anyone who’s trying to provoke one.

Date? Call me maybe, next year.
She was beautiful. Way out of my league, but she said “yes” to a date. Maybe she thought I was someone else.

To be or not to be — funny
There’s a time to be funny and a time to be serious. The time for dry humor isn’t on the phone.

Your dog ate your homework … again?
Are you still using that old ‘dog ate my homework’ excuse?