Date? Call me maybe, next year.
She was beautiful. Way out of my league, but she said “yes” to a date. Maybe she thought I was someone else.
To be or not to be — funny
There’s a time to be funny and a time to be serious. The time for dry humor isn’t on the phone.
Your dog ate your homework … again?
Are you still using that old ‘dog ate my homework’ excuse?
I love being right …
I love being right. Who wouldn’t rather be right than wrong? I work really hard to be right, to know what I’m talking about and to know what I’m doing.
Hey! What’s with all the trees? Where’d my forest go?
Forest? Trees? This reference is one of my favorite wakeup calls. However, if perhaps English isn’t your native language, the original saying goes something like this, “He (anyone) can’t see the forest for the trees.”