


I Have the Strength of Ten Men
Isn’t it terrific knowing if anything ever happened to your kids or grandkids, that you had the strength of ten men and could protect them?

Date? Call me maybe, next year.
She was beautiful. Way out of my league, but she said “yes” to a date. Maybe she thought I was someone else.

To be or not to be — funny
There’s a time to be funny and a time to be serious. The time for dry humor isn’t on the phone.

I Love Being Right …
I love being right. Who wouldn’t rather be right than wrong? I work really hard to be right, to know what I’m talking about and to know what I’m doing.